{"id":592,"date":"2022-09-14T17:29:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-14T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mgrinn.me\/?p=592"},"modified":"2022-09-14T17:29:00","modified_gmt":"2022-09-14T15:29:00","slug":"on-se-detend-ca-va-passer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/2022\/09\/14\/on-se-detend-ca-va-passer\/","title":{"rendered":"On se d\u00e9tend, le Covid \u00e7a va passer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"feed-shared-update-v2__description-wrapper\" tabindex=\"0\">\n<div class=\"feed-shared-inline-show-more-text feed-shared-update-v2__description feed-shared-inline-show-more-text--minimal-padding feed-shared-inline-show-more-text--expanded \" tabindex=\"-1\" data-artdeco-is-focused=\"true\">\n<div class=\"feed-shared-text relative feed-shared-update-v2__commentary \" dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"break-words\"><span dir=\"ltr\">C&rsquo;est le weekend. On se d\u00e9tend.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"feed-shared-text relative feed-shared-update-v2__commentary \" dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"break-words\"><span dir=\"ltr\"><br \/>\nJe mentirais si je pr\u00e9tendais qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s 2 ans , 3 confinements, 3 doses de ce que vous savez, 120 autorisations de sorties que je me suis fais \u00e0 moi m\u00eame, 213 masques, 154 d\u00e9liveroo, 450 minutes \u00e0 faire la queue \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e d&rsquo;un magasin, 6 contr\u00f4les, 4 PV pour d\u00e9viance caract\u00e9ris\u00e9e, 460 pr\u00e9sentations de mon pass sanitaire, 28 tests tous n\u00e9gatifs, 250 heures de s\u00e9ries am\u00e9ricaines \u00e0 la con, 20 heures d&rsquo;annonces diverses du gouvernement, 60 heures \u00e0 lire des th\u00e9ories farfelues -y compris du gouvernement- sur la pand\u00e9mie, 124 engueulades diverses sur le COVID, Bill Gates, les reptiliens, la 8\u00e8me dose (dont 25 engueulades cl\u00f4turant d\u00e9finitivement une relation qui devait \u00eatre indestructible mais faut \u00eatre con pour croire au vaccin, et r\u00e9ciproquement) oui, je mentirais de pr\u00e9tendre que je ne suis pas dans le m\u00eame \u00e9tat d&rsquo;esprit que ce brave monsieur.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"feed-shared-linkedin-video feed-shared-update-v2__content \">\n<div class=\"feed-shared-linkedin-video__container \">\n<div class=\"video-s-loader video-s-loader--video-active video-s-loader--video-loading\">\n<div id=\"ember6000\" class=\"media-player video-s-loader__video-container ember-view\">\n<div id=\"vjs_video_1361\" class=\"video-js media-player__player vjs-paused vjs-fluid vjs-16-9 media-player--use-mercado vjs-controls-enabled vjs-workinghover vjs-v7 vjs-user-active vjs-layout-medium\" lang=\"fr\" tabindex=\"-1\" role=\"region\" translate=\"no\" data-vjs-player=\"\" aria-label=\"Lecteur vid\u00e9o\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&rsquo;est le weekend. On se d\u00e9tend. Je mentirais si je pr\u00e9tendais qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s 2 ans , 3 confinements, 3 doses de ce que vous savez, 120 autorisations de sorties que je me suis fais \u00e0 moi m\u00eame, 213 masques, 154 d\u00e9liveroo, 450 minutes \u00e0 faire la queue \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e d&rsquo;un magasin, 6 contr\u00f4les, 4 PV pour [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":596,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","has-post-thumbnail","category-reseauxsociaux","post_format-post-format-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michelguerin.com\/mgrinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}